I found the latest "news" that George Clooney spent the holiday in Cabo with Stacy Keibler, Cindy Crawford and Cindy's husband Rande Gerber. (Yes, his name is spelled with an e because his parents were ridiculous.)
Here's a photo from eonline.com via FameFlynet Pictures:
Looks like she's yawning, doesn't it?
That's because this is BORING.
So here's my confession: I do not care about this stuff at all. I love George Clooney, but I love the George Clooney in my mind, Pretend Boyfriend George Clooney.
That's what it comes down to: I realize that I only love the idea of George Clooney. My idea of him doesn't require actual news about what he's doing in real life.
I mean, "yea" for these rich folks and their jaunts to warm-weather destinations. I just don't give a hoot.
My pretend boyfriend would never go to Cabo with some blonde chick while I sit here broke, cold, and discouraged about the state of publishing and the future of this goddamn book I have written.
The End.
I do like her scarf. I can never make my scarves look that cool. I must need to look more BORED to make it look cool.
ReplyDeleteYou have to buy a $500 scarf for it to do that perfect swoopy thing, I think. Cindy always looks good. I frequently google Cindy Crawford haircuts when I'm thinking about getting a haircut. Then when I'm done googling images of her, I don't even get a haircut 'cause I'm so damn cheap! haha
DeleteI think your kids should make some "Clooney Magic" at your house. "Hey, mom. Somebody put green food coloring in the milk. Must've been George!"
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